Your doggie has an explanation and I'm sure Santa will understand!!  This bandanna is made of 100% cotton and the saying is cut and pressed using heat transfer vinyl.  You can also turn the collar around to have a simple bandanna with no design.
 
Our bandannas are created to slide over your dog's collar.  We offer sizes XS-XL
 
XS - Will work with 6-10" collar.  Bandanna measurements: 7" wide at the collar, 1" collar opening, 4 1/2" length at point of bandanna.  
 
S - Will work with 10-14" collar. Bandanna measurements: 9" wide at the collar, 1" collar opening, 5 1/2" length at point of bandanna. 
 
M - Will work with 14-18" collar. Bandanna measurements: 11" wide at the collar, 1 1/2" collar opening, 7 1/2" length at point of bandanna. 
 
L - Will work with 16-20" collar. Bandanna measurements: 12" wide at the collar, 2" collar opening, 9 1/2" length at point of bandanna.
 
XL - Will work with 18"+ collar. Bandanna measurements: 14" wide at the collar, 2" collar opening, 10" length at point of bandanna.